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photo-manipulations, rouge unskilled drawings, inside jokes no one follows, dirty concepts everyone's disgusted by, nothing worth seeing.

my favorite time of year.

Wed May 27, 2009, 5:47 PM
that's right.
mock elections

you know the deal, note me your ballots. ASAP.
voting closes June Sixth at midnight.
voting is open to everyone, nominate anyone.
can't wait to see how this year pans out.

biggest hardass.

kinkiest.

biggest oddball.

most sarcastic.

biggest hippie.

biggest heterosexual.

most suspicious.

most extreme.

cutest couple.*

most likely to be convicted rapist.

most likely to become a pimp.

most likely to get something inappropriate pierced.

most likely to have a drug problem.

most loved by freshmen.

most likely to get drunk and make out.*

most likely to cheat in general.

most likely to burn in hell.

most likely to appear in std commercials.

most likely to be the next hannah montanna.

mostly likely to have sex on the first date.

mostly to step into a gay bar before twenty one.

most likely to chronic masturbation syndrome.

most likely to die a virgin.

most loved.

*two people together/couple.

until we meet again.
yours always, Jess the Fabulous.

  • Mood: Excited
  • Listening to: maybe it's not my weekend.
  • Reading: but it's gonna be year.
  • Watching: and i'm so sick of watching while
  • Playing: the minutes pass as i go nowhere.
  • Eating: and this is my reaction, to everything i fear.
  • Drinking: cause i've been going crazy.

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I used to love, what I used to love.
Moving on was a chore I was never quite ready for.
They used to say I was a cautious man.
It's been weeks since I looked both ways and gave a damn.

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I need a new signature.
:iconexonfang:
YOUR WEBCAM IS SO EVIL.

:icondancingcatplz:
:iconkyonkitchi:
I love the new vid.

I love you!!


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Courage is being scared to death, but doing it anyway.
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thanks darling C:
i love you too.

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I can't help but notice we are
sitting-in-a-tree.
so, you know, maybe we could think of something to do..
verb-wise.
:iconpicturesofgrandma:
Hello Jessica, my love.
I enjoy our time together in American Lit
Unfortunately, Jacob is interfering with my typing.
:iconcardcaptorsaddict:
Hello Samica, my love.
I also enjoy our time together.
i'll miss you like crazy!!!
in fact right as you're reading this, i'm probably imagining our passionate embrace.
don't get into any trouble, and if you do, blame it on thomas.

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I can't help but notice we are
sitting-in-a-tree.
so, you know, maybe we could think of something to do..
verb-wise.
:iconpicturesofgrandma:
Hello Jessica, my love.
I enjoy our time together in
A
:iconpicturesofgrandma:
Dammit Jacob hit enter
:iconexonfang:
No one has posted here in eleven days.

So I'm here breaking the silence.

:iconwthplz: :iconcrotchfireplz:
:iconwolfy-kitten:
Hey you!! You never told us who the winners of the mock elections were... At least if you did it wasn't on here, and I want to know!! lol

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Icon by the amazing ~NeonSlushie. -- Go look at her stuff now!!
"Oh my God!! Want!!" "What, the Nike's?" "Yeah those rainbow ones right there!!" ".....Fruitcake."
:iconcardcaptorsaddict:
dude. that was like six years ago.
ask me when we talk online.
forreal.

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I can't help but notice we are
sitting-in-a-tree.
so, you know, maybe we could think of something to do..
verb-wise.
:iconwolfy-kitten:
Nu uh!! ...It was like six months ago. :P

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Icon by the amazing ~NeonSlushie. -- Go look at her stuff now!!
"Oh my God!! Want!!" "What, the Nike's?" "Yeah those rainbow ones right there!!" ".....Fruitcake."
:iconkyonkitchi:
I see how it is...

You take everyone else's 'About me' quiz but me....
;n;

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Courage is being scared to death, but doing it anyway.
:iconkyonkitchi:
Nvm. ^^ Thank you, honey!

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Courage is being scared to death, but doing it anyway.
:iconexonfang:
Your webcam is so true.

<3 Canadians, especially French-Canadians. ;P
:iconteriandius:
jesssss!

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Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
:iconneko-priestess:
Thanks for the favorite on
.::heartbreak::.
= ^_^ =

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Keep your hope, or you shall vanish from reality and join my world.
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my pleasure C:

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I can't help but notice we are
sitting-in-a-tree.
so, you know, maybe we could think of something to do..
verb-wise.
:iconexonfang:
Jess.. Get on AIM D:
:iconexonfang:
What. The. Hell.

My AIM Broke...

Makes me feel like an asshole.

P.S. I'll tell you tommorrow.
P.S.S. Goodnight. :]

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