that's right.
mock elections

you know the deal, note me your ballots. ASAP.
voting closes June Sixth at midnight.
voting is open to everyone, nominate anyone.
can't wait to see how this year pans out.

biggest hardass.

kinkiest.

biggest oddball.

most sarcastic.

biggest hippie.

biggest heterosexual.

most suspicious.

most extreme.

cutest couple.*

most likely to be convicted rapist.

most likely to become a pimp.

most likely to get something inappropriate pierced.

most likely to have a drug problem.

most loved by freshmen.

most likely to get drunk and make out.*

most likely to cheat in general.

most likely to burn in hell.

most likely to appear in std commercials.

most likely to be the next hannah montanna.

mostly likely to have sex on the first date.

mostly to step into a gay bar before twenty one.

most likely to chronic masturbation syndrome.

most likely to die a virgin.

most loved.

*two people together/couple.

until we meet again.
yours always, Jess the Fabulous.

ohhh.
no matter how much i deny it.
it's times like these, when i'm talking to three out of my four favorite freshmen boys,
that i remember how much i love them.

"well aren't you just mister high maintenance"
"high maintenance?!?! I'm sorry i have a clearly defined sexual orientation!"

"i dare you to tell me..what i should dare you"
"that's cheating, lol, i'm not gonna fall for your traps."

"i bet hjs are way more fun!"
"says you"
"says god"
"well i don't agree with god on that one then"

peace out, chickas.
i'm so freaking happy right now.
sorry i pretty much wasted thirty seconds of your life on this journal.

so wow.
i don't know how i did it.
but somehow i managed to delete everyone i watch.
...
EMILY DISTRACTING ME WITH YOUR PHONE CONVERSATIONS.
u_u

i had a fabulous weekend.
i hope you did too.
if you didn't,
i'm sorry,
maybe you should have spent it with me.

i wouldn't curse you with this if.
mr sargents class wasn't TORTURE.
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1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
the last time i showered of course.

2. What were you doing this morning at 8?
I waaasss.
setting up a camera for my video media class.
that's right.
i'm gonna be the next steven speilburg.


3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
drawing! iknowrite.

4. What are you wearing right now?
i'm naked.
isn't that was everyone does in their economics classes?

5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
im always mad at somebody.
and myself.


6. The last two people to say they loved you?
kelsy-smelsy and super sarahhh.

7. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs?


8. Are you happy with your living arrangements?
yes.

9. Last thing received in the mail?
myyy social securtiy number.


10. Do you have any famous relatives?
not that i know of.
but i do have famous friends.


11. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

of course not.


12. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
hahaha.
not really.
but i have watch julian get searched.

13. How is your hair?
afro-tastic.

14. How many different drinks have you had today?
milk.
GOTTA GET RID OF MY SWINE FLU.

15. What have you eaten today?
chickenennnnnnn.

16. Are you any good at math?
math fills the entire (l*w) of my heart.

17. What did you do Friday night?
last friday i was SINNNNGGGG at a comp.
today i'm babysitting my favorite munkins.

18. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
no.
i write satan's name.
cutcutcut.

19. Are you taken for granted?
sometimes.

20. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
mhmhmhm.

21. Do you like the ocean?
i like looking at it.

22. Did you stay friends with your ex's?
i hate this question.

23. What are you excited about?
babysitting.
i'm so pathetic.
i want an infant!!!

24. What did you do two nights ago?
wednesday, i went for a walk, talk on the phone with my sister and studied for chem mostly.

25. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
umm, i don't know actally.

26. Where do you keep your money?
where do you think?


27. Do you remember the most naughty night of your life?
do i remember it?
i have it on video.

JKJKJKJK.

28. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
with sam. x3

29. What was the weather like on your birthday?
it snowed i think.

30. Would you make out with anyone on your top friends list?
who says i haven't already?