that's right.
mock elections

you know the deal, note me your ballots. ASAP.
voting closes June Sixth at midnight.
voting is open to everyone, nominate anyone.
can't wait to see how this year pans out.

biggest hardass.

kinkiest.

biggest oddball.

most sarcastic.

biggest hippie.

biggest heterosexual.

most suspicious.

most extreme.

cutest couple.*

most likely to be convicted rapist.

most likely to become a pimp.

most likely to get something inappropriate pierced.

most likely to have a drug problem.

most loved by freshmen.

most likely to get drunk and make out.*

most likely to cheat in general.

most likely to burn in hell.

most likely to appear in std commercials.

most likely to be the next hannah montanna.

mostly likely to have sex on the first date.

mostly to step into a gay bar before twenty one.

most likely to chronic masturbation syndrome.

most likely to die a virgin.

most loved.

*two people together/couple.

until we meet again.
yours always, Jess the Fabulous.